What Women Really Want

 


 What Women Really Want

 

What Women Really Want

Its 2025. In America at least, the younger generation of women blindly parrot their sisters when they say, "women don't wanna be sex objects"!

WHAT?

They think that being thought of as SEXY, HOT and DESIRABLE is against their bastardized version of feminism.

Being a sex object is super feminist. 

You are held up on a pedestal. Who wouldn't want that?

Sex and sexiness is POWER.

Why are you women waking up early, shaving your legs, getting a shower, washing your hair, blow drying it, spending hours on your make-up, and getting dressed in SEXY clothing (and not just a sensible suit) and spritzing perfume on and walking out the door into the day? 

Its NOT because you want to be ignored! Its so people will look at you, admire your dress, your shoes, your cat eye make-up, your hair and your ass. If you didnt wanna be admired, then why go thru all of that? Why go to the Salon, why buy make up, why wear heels? Why wear AppleBottom jeans invented? So people look at your ass!

You want to be looked at as SEXY! Therefore you want to be a SEX OBJECT!

In most patriarchal religions, women are made to cover up their bodies, to cover their hair, ankles, knees. To DULL THEIR SHINE! To remove their POWER.

So being a sex object IS feminist. 

In the "Old Days" women werent thought to even enjoy sex. Men surely didnt care about our orgasms. The whole idea behind Playboy magazine was that Hugh Hefner, before he went nuts, wanted men to know that the nice "Girl Next Door" actually loved sex too and the magazine was there to tell MEN how to IMPROVE THEMSELVES to BE WORTHY of getting that hot, nice girl next door.

So why are you women doing all that, to date a bum who doesnt improve himself for YOU?

Women are constantly improving themselves, dieting, reading, talking to others, getting pretty, educating themselves etc etc etc. But then we get this:

 Shes all dressed up and styled and he looks like a bum

So what do women want?

1) For you to stop thinking of us as VIRGINS.  Or dainty, or fragile. We love sex too. If you only knew the dirty filthy shit we think of all day long.....Virginity lasts one second, once the cock goes in, its over.. No more virginity. What will you men do the other 30 yrs of marriage?  We want great sex.

2) To stop treating us like your surrogate MOM. Pick up after yourself, be self motivated, make good decisions. We dont like to cook or clean or always be with the kids either. We hate chores and watching the kids.

3) When you leave us with the kids and chores, we feel abandoned. We look out the front window repeatedly when you are out, getting numb on the boredom, waiting for you to come home so we can have an adult conversation. The kids are screaming and making messes. Why arent you going camping or golfing with US? It makes us sad and unloved and ignored!

4) Understand that women need time to themselves to reset. Without YOU and the kids and chores. To fantasize, to dream, to be creative. So if you are gone all the time and shes gone numb with kids and chores, she never gets any alone time to reset and starts to numb out and become apathetic, and eventually will build up resentments and hostilities and then she will stop blowing you and one day will leave you.

5) Understand that your womans clit might be too far from her vaginal opening to get stimulated by your cock. So she will NEVER have an orgasm from vaginal intercourse. Your cock might be spectacular, but its NEVER gonna do the job that your hands or tongue or a vibrator or intimate talking will. 

6) Understand that if YOU dont stimulate her mind and clit, your woman will search out alternate means of pleasure. IE food and she will gain weight. And without a sexual release she will become a Karen. Remember this, if she doesnt get her own alone time to reset, she will be numb and resentful and angry and if that happens enough the sex will die and if she doesnt get any good sex, she will eat and become a Karen.

7) If you want a traditional marriage where the wife stays home YOU cannot be immature. A woman who commits to staying at home is doing something that makes her feel vulnerable because shes placing all her faith in you, that you will be the provider and support you all financially and emotionally. She needs to feel secure that her husband isnt going to do stupid immature crap, or waste money of stupid subwoofers or some dumb sports memorabilia. Blowing your top in public makes her job and life difficult and jeopardizes her feeling SAFE. My Dad was a racist who used the N word to people at my uncles restaurant, this made my mom feel unsafe cause she was worried about leaving my uncles restaurant with two small kids wondering if someone was gonna be outside waiting.

8) Women want to feel sexy, attractive, wanted. They need subtle boosts all day. The biggest turn off is a man who wants to DULL her shine. If you are insecure, go to therapy, dont take it out on your wife.

9) When women try to tell you how we feel, think and want to be treated, dont dismiss us or tell us its bullshit. Really listen to us. Why wouldnt you WANT to have a better relationship with us? We arent telling you these things to emasculate you, we want to have a better relationship with you. The problem is that I think a big number of men get into relationships with women they dont really love or are attracted to and coast thru the relationship, cause its just sex and a bed and someone to cook and clean for them. And thats why they dont listen to us when we try to communicate. They dont want to, because they arent really in love with us or attracted to us. They are capable of listening, but with another girl. Which leads me to number 10

10) We want you to break up with us if you dont really wanna be with us or have a strong relationship. If you dont love us or are not attracted to us, please break up with us. Go find that woman you WANT to do things with and love. It will be better for both of us. You can keep the cat. Keeping us hostage is false imprisonment without the Pruno and Honey Buns.

11) If you want us to be smiling all the time, do things that make us smile!

  • Turn us on all day
  • Do things around the house without us asking (thats called a grown up)
  • Dont abandon us for a man cave or golf EVERY WEEKNIGHT and ALL WEEKEND.
  • Dont vote to restrict our rights.

12) The biggest thing you need to get about women, is that we know we only have about 19 good sexy, hot girl years. And if we decide to go off with you, then YOU better be a catch, and not waste those years, by tricking us to commit to you, moving in together and then you abandon us leaving us home or all alone while you go off with buddies or a hobby. Find someone else. If you are insecure and we make you feel small then find someone else.

13) Improve YOURSELF, stop floating on your status as heterosexual men. Some men in the 2000s stopped improving themselves, while women never have stopped. Rise up to meet us.

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